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Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)

1 :Dirty Talker:2005/07/10(日) 22:23:38

Rule No. 1: This thread is for dirty talk only.
Rule No. 2: This thread welcomes dirty AA.
Rule No. 3: This thread encourages cyber sex.

2 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:25:03
two fucking!!!

3 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:25:27
 H^^H!H?

4 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:25:57
どうしてこういう糞スレ立て続けるかねえ。
どうせなら「英語で討論」たぐいのまともなスレ立ててくれよ。
アホみたいなチャットスレは一個あれば十分。

5 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:44:19
can i cat here?


6 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:44:36
I'm getting horny.
I can like Yukorin's anus for hours.

7 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:45:43
Let's have a live mutual jerk-off session.

8 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:46:40
why do you definetely come up with anything about
kala or yukorin?


9 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:47:14
Suck my cock!!

10 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:47:38
Will you suck mine, too?

11 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:48:41
Let's do 69!

12 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:49:51
smooooooke on the waterrrrrrr

13 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:50:16
>>9 and >>10 are now sucking each other's cock passionately.
Please wait till they jerk off simultaneously.

14 :: ):2005/07/10(日) 22:50:56
なんかホモが多いのは御愛嬌?

15 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:51:25
You want to sex with Yukorin, but she is sexing with a poor but handsome musician.

16 :Yukorin:2005/07/10(日) 22:51:56
I've got a present for you guys.

AA for anus
      \   pubic hair    /
        \_  |   _/
            彡彡彡
            ミミミミ clitoris
           ミミミミ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ノ σ ヽ urethra
         / / ゚ヽ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
labia majora/ //\\ \ 
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ( (vagina) ── labia minora
        \ \\// /
           `   \/  '
  \         *──anus
    \_____/\_____/

17 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 23:02:46
予想通り、代わり映えのしない展開…

まあアイドルオタがこっちに引きこもってくれれば
それでこのスレの意義はあったことになるからいいが。

18 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:23:01
I can jerk off three times in a row.
How about you?

19 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:25:16
You are a yukorin nerd?

20 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:27:53
Let me play with your cunt. What do you say, honey?

21 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:30:38
My cock smells a cattlefish? Do you want to lick?

22 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:34:34
No thank you.
Mine tastes like chocholate. Wanna take a lick?

23 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:38:28
Lick your own choco-taste houkei cock!

24 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:41:19
I would if I could. But I can't reach it. Will you do it for me?

25 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:44:01
Ask your yukorin

26 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 02:32:06
Fuck Yukorin!

27 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 02:53:16
Would you liek to touch my anus?

28 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 03:25:20
yes, i want to hit you on your face.

29 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 03:47:14
>>1-28
ネットの中でしか生きることの出来ない人間だな。

30 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 04:04:56
>>29
What are you doing up this late, cocksucker?
I bet you're one of our kind.( ̄ー ̄)

31 :(*゚-^)っchildlikedreams ◆KNUCKLEpIk :2005/07/12(火) 01:09:14
ryousure no yokan...

32 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:15:12
hello

33 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:16:09
and suck my cock!

34 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:18:02
let me tell my masturbation story.
sometimes Im so horny and i dont want to just jerk off. i want to try perverted things!
like pissing on my face. I drink a lot of cola, then come to bath and try to piss
on me own face. i opened my mouth, but close my eyes, because it's not fun when
urine go to eyes. and then when I am covered with my own urine i finished it.
usually with a lot of sperm

35 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:21:25
masturbation and yukorin are very connected

36 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:23:02
just eat pizza you fatwwwwwwwwww

37 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:23:20
Am i too perverted? what do you think? i am also bisexual i like to suck dicks!
But i dont like extremy (or dangerous) fetishes like lolita complex or eating shit.


38 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:24:52
you morons like only jerking off

39 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:25:07
this thread is going to be awesome! i am sure.
tell me more about perverted masturbation.
I like anal masturbation too. I have a dildo i use oil with it and put it in my ass
and then Im masturbating and waving dildo in my ass.
nice feelings


40 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:25:53
I dont think that masturbation is something bad!
can't we talk about masturbation
can we?

41 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:31:21
I musturbated 6 times a day, keeping the pace for a week, when I was 31.
You can't do that. How horny is how mentally strong I bet

42 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:35:37
what a terrible internets here.

43 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:36:30
if you think so you're idiot
this thread is special for perverted things

44 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 00:13:44
It's passed midnight! Time to talk dirty!

45 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 01:09:39
what a terrible internets it is here.

46 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 02:44:28
you is big fool man!

47 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 02:50:15
I bet you're wet between your legs.

48 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 15:42:24
shiraishi hiyori is the greatest AV actress ever! to fuck her would
be a dream i think. especially with her on top

49 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 15:55:13
I like schoolgirl's panties

50 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 16:29:32
Why don't you go and play in your own shit?

51 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 16:37:27
what do you mean by that

52 :○○○コックニー○○○:2005/07/13(水) 17:44:40
やっぱりコックニーは
soはサウって言うよな?
イギリス英語がサゥってわけじゃない。
コックニーがいう。


この前ベッカムがso manyのことを「鮫に」と言っていて最初意味不明だったがすぐso many だと気づいた。

たぶんオージーも言うね。

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54 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 02:40:34
You wanna see me jerk off?

55 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 02:48:18
yes please

56 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 02:50:16
ME too! do it for us

57 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 03:03:17
I am still waiting! it's 3:00 And i want to see your wank

58 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 05:09:05
It's passed five and we are still waiting.

59 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 10:57:05
if you want to see a perfect pair of breasts i suggest you look at
hiyori shiraishi's. they are perfect. no one has better breasts.



60 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 11:01:21
>>59
post some links to her movies, please.

61 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:11:39
>>59
they are only samples but it works i think

http://www.mpegasians.com/hiyori-shiraishi/marshmallow/h.htm
http://www.mpegasians.com/hiyori-shiraishi/mizore/c.htm

try here













62 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:13:20
Uncencered fucking creepy.

63 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:25:45
>>61
fantastic! she has some voluptuous body!

64 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:31:36
>>63
Yes she is the best AV actress. no one beats her i think

65 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:02:54
Who's your favorite porn star?

66 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:03:49
>>65
anita blond

67 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:05:09
Never heard of her.
What about Japanese AV actresses?

68 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:09:52
>>67
I don't know much about japanese AV acresses.
anyway, I like beautiful faces.

69 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:16:32
What do you think of this one?
http://www.d-koen.com/venus_pro/magazine/member/00000000/itiosi/scr/scr000.jpg

70 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:23:50
>>69
I'll take a pass on this one. she's too... eh... plain.

71 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:26:26
Oh, you are strict! Try this!
http://www.ochaka.to/idol/pic/oguraarisu.jpg

72 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:28:15
>>71
nah. she's only a child, isn't she?

73 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:28:49
please show me not plain girls
i really want to know it

74 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:32:14
>>73
http://www.naked-angels.net/anita-blond/hardcore/anita04.html

that's what I call gorgeous.

75 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:34:33
you have a bad taste. she looks like a 100% whore

76 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:36:37
>>75
what's so bad about that?

77 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:41:06
This AV actress is really amazing.
http://www.dogma.co.jp/DRACO/REPORT/84/06.jpg

78 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:43:20
>>77
too skinny and looks too frail.

79 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:46:12
>>76
it's okay to fuck whore, but whore isnt a girl with who you want have a relationship
not because she fucks with other guys, but because she have nothing on her mind.
and dont have any individuality. that girl looked just like barby-doll i can
find a millions girls like her. she seems dont have any personality.

80 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:50:34
You are goddamn strict! Get this! She is pretty, ain't she?
http://www.moodyz.com/wallpaper/images/akiduki_anna/a_3.htm

81 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:52:00
>>79
yeah. I don't argue about that. but porn stars need any personality?
at least they don't seem to need any personality in their movies.
you don't have any real relationships with them, do you?

82 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:52:22
she is nothing special.

83 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:54:59
>>80
I like this one. she's a little bit on a skinny side, but doesn't lose much sexuality.

84 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:56:50
Let's talk ero-ero, boys!
So when was the first time you watched ero vidoe?
In my case it was when I was in junior high.

85 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:57:40
>>84
what's ero?

86 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:03:32
>>85
Are you trying to suck my cock, honey?
OK you can. Be my guest.

87 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:06:34
I think bukkake is gross.

88 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:07:00
>>86
no, thanks. I have my own.

okay, guys. it was fun chatting with you all. I gotta go now. be back later.

89 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:14:41
Who wants a blow job?

90 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:19:06
Was anita guy american?

91 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:20:33
I guess not. His English was just a bit ungramatical.

92 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:21:25
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93 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:23:36
>>91
exaxtly what part of his english was ungrammatical?

94 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:30:30
>>93
>>83 bit on a skinny side
This is prefered to be written: "bit on the skinny side"

95 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 18:07:29
Hello, can someone please line the walls of my stomach with their golden seed of life?
Fuck my arse until my intenstines are ruptured and spill blood and shit all over your cock.
It doesn't get any sicker than this folks. Please cleanse my colon and count the wrinkles in my anal passage with your tongue

96 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 18:10:10
no.

97 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:27:52
I am a virgin girl.

98 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:48:57
>>97
no, you aren't. you're a virgin boy.

99 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:50:20
And you too, huh?

100 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:52:48
>>99
unfortunately, I'm not a virgin.

101 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:54:04
>>100
Since when?

102 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:58:44
When I was 5years old I was raped by a strange. on august, 8th

103 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 00:01:05
>>102
I'm sorry.


104 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 01:32:58
I like big tits!

http://www.minkaxxx.com/
http://www.bustydustystash.com/

105 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 01:34:19
>>104
You got a bad taste.

106 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 02:05:43
Whatever anyone says I still maintain that Hiyroi Shiraishi is the
best AV actress ever. Her body is perfect. No other AV actress makes
me erect like her

107 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 02:11:31
>>106
I agree with you on the point that her body is perfect.

108 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 02:13:19
>>107
Good to know that others recognize it. of course it is hard to
judge what sort of person she is since she only appears in AV
and her only job is to fuck. I wonder if she is stupid or
has a bad personality?

But such an amazine body

109 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 14:01:29
I heard that semen is bitter. Is it true?

110 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/17(日) 15:41:46
>>109
Try it yourself.

111 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/18(月) 03:23:07
>>110
Yes, it was bitter alright.

112 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/18(月) 04:27:17
Does anyone know how to see female ejaculation?
Not on porno videos but in real sex acts...
I'm really interested in it.
Where in the famale body should I stimulate to make it?
And what sort of liquid is it?
I've heard that it's sort of like male semen.
Is it true?

113 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/18(月) 15:40:32
>>112
You must note that female ejaculation doesn't necessarily bring sexual pleasure to a woman.
It is said to be body fluid similar to urin. It sprays out if you stimulate so-called G-spot.
But if you do it in the wrong way, the woman would feel only pain.

114 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/18(月) 22:58:46
I'm gay.

115 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/18(月) 23:25:55
I'm AC/DC.

116 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/19(火) 22:46:10
Is oral sex abnormal?

117 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/19(火) 22:48:47
>>116
No. it's part of the normal sex.
it's important to bring each other's emotion to the expectation of the climax.

118 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/19(火) 22:51:00
>>117
But I heard that in some states of America, oral sex is against the law.

119 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/19(火) 22:56:41
>>118
Oh, really? I've never heard of that.
I don't think the state's law can prohibit its citizens from doing whatever they like in
such private areas as having sex.
But Utah might have been able to adopt such a law.

120 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/19(火) 23:06:14
Talk nerdy to me!

121 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/23(土) 23:53:42
It't time for dirty English.

122 :Dirty Sanchez:2005/07/24(日) 03:39:10
I like to give my girlfriend a Dutch Oven.

123 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/24(日) 03:58:31
>>122
you have a good taste in dealing with girls.
i'd like to know if your girlfriend's ever given you one.

124 :Dirty Sanchez:2005/07/24(日) 07:34:32
>>123
Usually, only men give women Dutch Ovens, and women don't
like them most of the time, but it's hilarious to do.

125 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 01:53:33
anybody having sex with some girl now?

126 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:27:51
You wanna see me jerk off?

127 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:29:45
>>126
No thanks.

128 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:32:15
>>127
Don't be shy!

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129 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:34:13
>>128
what are you using for jerking off?

130 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:34:57
>>129
My hands.

131 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:35:50
>>130
you're jerking off without any videos or picures?

132 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:37:14
>>131
I love peeping videos.

133 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:38:03
>>132
real one or fake one?

134 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:39:05
>>133
Of course real stuff. I make them myself.

135 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:41:09
try to not masturbate for few week and then masturbate
you will see a shower of sperm1

136 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:43:04
>>134
that's great!
haven't you ever been caught shooting a video?

137 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:44:08
I have once restrained myself from masturbation for eight weeks.
That's the best record of mine.
How about you?

138 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:46:24
>>137
I stopped masturbating for four days once.
that's my best record.

139 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 02:47:25
>>136
Never. I can take care of my own business.

140 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/26(火) 03:01:25
>>138
Be a man. Masturbation control can be a wonderful experience.

141 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/29(金) 22:00:30
I heard that vagina tastes sour. Is that true?

142 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/30(土) 01:31:41
>>141
No. Although that depends on the person you lick it of,
usual girls' taste almost nothing.

143 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/30(土) 20:24:06
>>142
You are very knowledgeable.

144 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/03(水) 01:44:00
lol jap cyberz

145 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/03(水) 02:39:05
Summer is a season for daily masterbation.

146 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/03(水) 13:37:17
Yes, that's right.

147 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/03(水) 23:20:52
Ever get jizz in your eye? I've heard it's painful so I've been careful not to
let it happen myself. By the way, is there a similar thread to this one in Japanese?
It could be really educational! (I'm learning Japanese)

148 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 00:27:56
Hey,yo!!
I'm a girl!
what's going on?
I've just masterbated ten minutes before.
I felt small extasy.

149 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 00:30:00
you might be a girl, but you are really a ugly fatty female for sure!
get out!

150 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 00:45:49
Shit!!
what stupid people there are here!
I'm a sexy girl and I wouldn't care playing with you. But I gotta go! By!

151 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 00:58:35
os hnap

152 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 00:59:52
let's talk sukebe!

153 :母ちゃん:2005/08/04(木) 01:20:07
please fack me

154 :母ちゃん:2005/08/04(木) 01:21:52
please fack me

155 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 01:50:03
what the fuck do u mean by fack, cunt?

156 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 01:54:57
giyu niyuu

157 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 02:00:42
I like a pussy

158 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/04(木) 17:08:06
If you want to study dirty English, you have to watch these films:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_ordered_by_uses_of_the_word_fuck

159 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/05(金) 00:03:50
>>157
i like pussies

160 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/05(金) 06:20:57
I like this thread

161 :69 anee erotique:2005/08/05(金) 09:52:35
Ye know, "69" is the naughty number in Western countries, just like
our "0721" and so.
One day if you have a chance to visit your Western firends, go check
the number"69" channel on the TV.
You may enjoy that channel a lot
especially in England, for there's no other fun than fucking hens or
donkeys in that country. It's better to masterbate in front of TV,
believe me. Except if you are addicted to the bloody fish n chips,
England is the last place you may enjoy.

162 : ◆peNisxBOyI :2005/08/12(金) 23:46:08
PENIS PENIS PENIS

163 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/13(土) 01:42:17
perhaps I was wrong. Maybe Yumeno Maria has the perfect body and
Shiraishi Hiyori is second place...

164 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/13(土) 01:44:01
I want to fuck Yasuda Misako very much!

I wonder if she has ever had sex...
idols maybe sexy but it seems their lives are very controlled...

165 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/13(土) 01:45:37
If i had the chance I would probably hate-fuck my ex-friend.
I don't like her but her pussy was nice.
good tits too.

166 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 13:21:51
Moe moe〜
http://image.blog.livedoor.jp/moe4/imgs/5/8/583f3d5a.jpg

167 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 13:23:44
I would like to see a naked pictures of little girls. do you know where I can
find them? age is ok from 12 to 16.

168 :名無しさん@ピンキー:2005/08/19(金) 13:26:25
>>167
Here you go:
http://www.k2.dion.ne.jp/~mokeke/sub1_ALBUM_IMAGE_10.jpg

169 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 13:27:35
lolita! lolita! lolita! lolita! lolita! lolita!

170 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 13:29:33
good! But I want to see a photo! by the way I know what photo give inspiration to this
drawing

171 :名無しさん@ピンキー:2005/08/19(金) 13:32:56
I think Moe Kimijima is wonderful.

172 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 13:35:21
I think little girl's cunt is wonderful too

173 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 13:36:47
you will call me pedophile but I dont care. you can't break my love for little
girls! and no one can

174 :名無しさん@ピンキー:2005/08/19(金) 13:39:35
Girls at the ages of 12 to 16 are not "little girls" anymore.

175 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 13:44:14
that's good to hear, because there are people like me who enjoy them most

176 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 15:59:54
test(sage)

177 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/19(金) 16:23:16
OTINTIN!

178 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/30(火) 23:21:42
Wonderful!
ttp://n.pic.to/1hf16

179 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/08/31(水) 02:02:54
wghh yack!is it real?

180 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/03(土) 12:20:35
Hi there. I'm British, and I want Japanese men to fuck me.

181 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/04(日) 09:14:17
Come oooon!

182 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/04(日) 11:55:28
>>176
Lower than 14-15 still counts as "little girls" to me. 16 is okay...
or at least in my opinion. Laws in most countries are 16+ anyway.

Although isn't dividing by age just arbitrary? There are huge
differences in physical, emotional and intellectual maturity with
the same age. I suppose it's a necessity to generalise sometimes.

183 :182:2005/09/04(日) 11:56:12
That was supposed to be to >>174 not >>176

184 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/04(日) 11:56:42
アナルセックス

185 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/05(月) 22:11:42
I love armpits.

186 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/06(火) 07:13:01
I love PENIS!

187 :k-tan:2005/09/14(水) 03:02:11
Heh.. i am amused..

But what is a "dutch oven" and "0721" ?

188 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/14(水) 03:30:52
>>187
What a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

189 :k-tan:2005/09/14(水) 03:38:56
>>188 2ch? *shrug* I decided to give the legendary 2ch a visit.
this thread about dirty talk? I was curious and intrigued.

190 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/14(水) 03:41:26
dutch oven:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven

0721 means onanism; masturbation

191 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/14(水) 03:45:55
your swedish girl? that means your beautiful. baby.

192 :Jesus:2005/09/14(水) 11:58:18
おまんこ = pussy
うんこ = shit (bad word) or poop (mild word)

>>187
I knew 'dutch oven' to mean 'farting under the sheets'. May be something my mom made up. Dunno. ヽ(´ー`)ノ

193 :k-tan:2005/09/14(水) 18:14:47
>>191 Sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm not blond and blue-eyed.

194 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/14(水) 21:26:13
dont be sorry. i like all kinds of girls. girls are all attractive and beautiful

195 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/21(水) 06:07:27
what fuck are you doing fucking Japanese?!
cut fuck off babbler and go to hell now

196 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/21(水) 21:00:22
This is something!

ttp://hugecocksfree.com/6382/091104/04.jpg

197 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/22(木) 06:15:55
>>192 No, your mom didn't make it up.

198 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/22(木) 08:42:12
I said "I'm going to a massage shop tomorrow" in front of my parents last night.

I'm worrying whether they can understand this meaning or not.


199 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/27(火) 01:18:52
I'm feeling dirty.

200 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/27(火) 03:07:07
>>198 What is a massage shop?

201 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/27(火) 03:18:57
I want to lick girl feet!I want to suck her sweet toes!
do you understand my desires?

202 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/27(火) 03:19:39
no

203 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/27(火) 03:21:11
you dont want to lick feets and toes? why I am always get super horny when I see
a girl's toes

204 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/09/27(火) 07:29:59
OMG!! that's a big cock in that site O_O
(ttp://hugecocksfree.com/6382/091104/04.jpg )

205 :USAotaku:2005/09/27(火) 19:12:25
I want hermes-san to stick her hot tongue in my asshole.
I take it back, I want nice regular sex...

206 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/01(土) 18:02:46
Is oral sex commonly practised?

207 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/01(土) 23:53:01
I don't think so.

208 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/03(月) 01:42:05
>>206
That depends in what country and where in that country, I'd say.
I think oral sex is fun. Especially 69.

209 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/03(月) 01:44:07
>>204
That looks photoshopped.

210 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/04(火) 00:41:46
can someone tell me site with good bukkake video for free

211 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/04(火) 00:44:11
try BT. thepiratebay.org
search for "bukkake"

212 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/11(火) 20:36:53
>>209
Agreed.

213 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/14(金) 23:59:57
I'm gay.

214 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/15(土) 00:41:09
>>213
Congratulations.
Want to fuck?

215 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 02:09:20
I would try if you were a good-looking guy.

216 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 02:13:50
i hopE yoUR rules aNd WisDom ChOKE You

217 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 02:15:13
Okay! I will use easier-to-understand expression.
When a Caucasian licks my cunt or inserts his member into my vagina, We international women, are the honorary Caucasians.
You, Jap, short height apes have no right to say anything to us,
Get away! Dirty Asians.
Don’t touch me!



218 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 02:24:38
yes, yes
we are jap ,dirty monkey

kill me.

219 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 11:31:56
kill me again

220 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 11:54:52
and again...

221 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 12:22:20
fuck me

oh yeah

fuck me

fuck me


fuck me

ohooooooo

222 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 13:35:29
open youR skull ill be thERe climbing uP the walls

223 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/16(日) 14:03:41
>>217
Even being non Japanese, I think that you are a idiotic fool.

224 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/10/18(火) 06:38:36
Oh my god!
This is the funniest thread ive ever seen!!
look how stupid japanese can be!
and this is just a usual talks in this whole 2ch.
These guys sound so worthless.

Yet a very unique subculture.
Very interesting.

225 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/06(日) 21:23:39
I'm here, honey.

226 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/06(日) 21:24:26
>>224
>These guys sound so worthless.

you too man. wwwwwwww

227 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/06(日) 21:28:16
Is it true that pussy tastes sour?

228 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/06(日) 21:34:23
>>227
童貞なんですの?

229 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/06(日) 21:36:28
>>228
Yes.

230 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/06(日) 21:44:19
>>229
you wanna fuck girls? you lttile young asshole.wwwww

231 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/07(月) 09:50:38
age



232 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/14(月) 12:25:31
age

233 :emuxx:2005/11/28(月) 04:22:01
This thread wins fuckin hard.
I lol'd so much, my balls fell off!

234 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/28(月) 14:15:02
Blow me away if you like.

235 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/28(月) 23:12:55
Now I'm going to watch some porno videos.

236 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/29(火) 00:03:48
bleak thread, huh?

237 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/29(火) 00:33:04
Yet, that is good.

238 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/29(火) 00:47:28
>>236
Very much agreed. This place needs more zest!

So, what is your ideal man or woman like, and how would you go about to seduce her/him?

I'd like one with fire in their gorgeous eyes, delicious lips that often curl up in a naughty smirk,
a build that can take being physically active for a longer while, has grace, beauty and elegance but also
can be more agressive and strong when needed to.

I'd softly kiss them, and pin them down. Tie them to the bed with ribbons and scatter
ice-cold flower petals all over their body. Once they've grown accustomed to the sensation
I'd brush my fingers up their body, my lips following behind, lingering along with
my tongue at the extra sensitive spots. I'd start from their feet, and work my way up
their lovely legs, up the torso, leave my fingers behind on their chest while kissing them deeply.
And after that the really fun things would get started...



239 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/11/30(水) 02:37:07
Now I'm downloading a porno video again.

240 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/09(金) 02:17:05
I just cum.

241 :Yankee:2005/12/09(金) 07:30:25
Hello, I am an American who got stranded in Japan. I was wondering if any girl who does not have a boyfriend would like for me to honor her bedroom's presence with my huge American penis [15 cm]. AIM: I_WISH

242 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/09(金) 07:37:03
>>241

kiss my ass, mother fucker

243 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/09(金) 07:54:26
I am Yukari. call me

244 :Someone:2005/12/09(金) 09:55:35
I'm just going to say something to Yankee : LOL

245 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/09(金) 11:15:42
this is hella stupid board.you guys should use more dirty words.

246 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/09(金) 11:29:37
I had sex long time ago so difficult to remember.

247 :Someone:2005/12/09(金) 12:53:56
217 and 224, Im not japanese but I think you're very stupid and racist...
I think ppl like u are worthless in this world. Well im going to say a dirty words...
i think 217 is a stupid bitch-whore who likes be penetred everytime and maybe 224 likes to jerk off while he is looking japanese webs.
If you dont like Japan go away! Go to an US or caucasian web and shut your mouth!!
Its good to use dirty words sometimes ^-^

248 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/09(金) 14:37:06
Well. Speaking as a native English speaker who is somewhat competent in
Japanese, it's quite obvious that messages 217 and 224 were written by
Japanese people. "Easier-to-understand" is quite obviously a somewhat
literal translation of the Japanese expression 分かり易い, and it's one
of those types of expressions that don't exist quite in the same literal
form in many other languages. Poster 224 made two very typical types
of grammatical mistakes for Japanese people in his or her message -
namely, his/her incorrect use of "Japanese" and "talks". In Japanese,
日本人 would validly translate literally into "Japanese", but in this
context a modifier such as "Japanese people" is required in order for
the sentence to be grammatically sound. Similarly, "talks" appears to
be a quite literal interpretation of 会話 or a similar term, but the
confusion of pluarity and singularity (mixing "a" (single) and "talks"
(plural)) is also common for Japanese learners of the English language.

In any case! Since this is 一応 a "dirty talk" thread, I will now toss
in profanities to make up for my staggeringly passive tone used above.

You fucking whores, stop posing already! Your little hijinks aren't
fooling anybody! Well, I guess they *are* fooling people, but since
you're not fooling *me* it doesn't amount to jack shit! Hah!

Bitches.

249 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/13(火) 10:29:04
>>241
15 cm is not huge. 12-15 cm is average.
20 cm is huge. too bloody huge.



250 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/27(火) 10:35:53
>>241
I prefer smaller one. Huge p is no good at all.

251 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/28(水) 01:50:11
This ends now (º_o)/

252 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/28(水) 04:10:28
>>251
NEVAR! *fwaps at you*

253 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/31(土) 21:22:43
oh,don't tease me any longer
please insert your male hardness into my slot
oh,please

254 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/31(土) 21:49:05
Male hardness *LOL*

Just say you're dying to suck a cock.
Say you wanna fuck.
Say that your virgina's gagging for a huge throbbing penis!

255 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/31(土) 22:58:36
I wanna fuck David Beckham.
Give a nice, slow blow job until he cums.
Swallow his cum and let him do the same on mine.


256 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/12/31(土) 23:02:55
Blow job is beautiful.

257 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/01(日) 05:12:47
It's beautiful and sexy.
I love swallowing my boyfriend's sperm.
I love fucking men and I love being fucked by men.
Anal sex is beautiful.
Fucking all night until I shit myself.
Bite my nipples hard!
Suck my cock faster!
That's a hardcore.

258 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/04(水) 02:02:44
I love roshutsu videos.

259 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/04(水) 14:23:27

That's not a dirty talk

260 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/04(水) 14:43:29
You must be depraved.

261 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/04(水) 18:06:19
I'm gonna masturbate with a DVD of komukai minako tonight.
She is my type.
as soon as I catch a glimpse of her voluptuous body,
I'm getting horny.
I wonder how many times I masturbated with her body.

262 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/16(月) 08:40:28
3====> (('))

263 :あぼーん:あぼーん
あぼーん

264 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/22(日) 11:48:01
no,thank you.

265 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/31(火) 01:29:41
u horny

266 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/31(火) 01:31:00
i suppose u got it

267 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/01/31(火) 02:15:57
If jerking off while thinking about Sakura and Tomoyo licking each other is wrong.

I don't want to be right.

268 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/01(水) 00:24:56
copy-paste posted here from Chat In English for great justice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DL_81T-U8M "Sexy English".

The English in that video is fucked up.. They use some of the words quite incorrectly.
And their meaning for "cockpit" must be some weird, rarer american porn-slang.

X "What's up?" "Yeah! This is pussy!"
"What's up?" is NOT a question you can answer with an affirmative/negatory reply like that.

X "God dammed" [= stating God made a dam]
O "God damned" [= cursing]

X "All right! Is this cockpit, isn't it?"
O "Alright, this is a cockpit, isn't it?"
O "Alright, is this a cockpit?"

X "Yeah! I want to is put it in!"
O "Yeah, it is! I want to put my cock in!"
O "Yes! I want to put it in!"

X "Is this dick inside of pussy?"
O "Will that dick be inside my pussy?"
O "Will I get to feel that dick inside my pussy?"

X "You're good at blowing job aren't you?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?"

X "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you wanna try?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you want to find out?"
O "You're good at (giving) blowjobs, aren't you?" "Do you want to give me a try?"

269 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/07(火) 13:59:41
lol, i am american and posting here, also suck my ass!

270 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/07(火) 14:13:43
Fuck you yank and you're bankrupt culture. we'd all be better
off without the cancerous wart on the anus of the world that is
america.

271 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/07(火) 14:26:47
This a pen

Oh,it is derisous

What's mean??

I speak a little

I see

272 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/07(火) 22:58:59
i dont sit well this gag

273 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 01:53:25
270: fuck you asshole, USA is a stabalizing force in a world gone mad!

274 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 02:01:20
>>273
stabilizing like a gun to the back of the head is. America is
nothing more than an arrogant bully bent on world dominantion.
Every one has been saying it for years but, Fuck the USA! We'd
all be better off with out you'er war mongering and imperialism
all done under the false pretense of "democracy." America isn't
even a true democracy. But American's are too stupid, fat, lazy
and addicted to WalMart to realize that they have no control
over their goverment. The sooner America is obliterated the
better. America is the HIV of the world. America is the infected
whore who spreads dieases to the world.

275 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 02:48:34
>>268
That is fucking hilarious. No one talks like that. "Cockpit" is definately not a sexy way to say cunt, pussy, beaver, vagina, vulva, vertical smile.. I could go on for a while.

>>274
If America was bent on world domination why haven't they taken over? America is the only superpower left. Sure, if Russia and China teamed up they might have a problem.
What has America done to piss you off so much? Everyone looks to America to provide peacekeepers for the U.N. and to solve their problems for them. Is there another country that gives as much aid and loans to other countries as America?

276 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 03:12:53 ?
>>275
>Is there another country that gives as much aid and loans to other countries as America?
Relative to GNP? I couldn't find recent data but ...

ttp://threes.com/cms/content/view/512/49/
"in 1997, Japan was the world's largest foreign aid donor,
followed by France, Germany, and then the United States."

Maybe you can find a better source.

277 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 03:39:19
>>276
http://www.oecd.org/dataoecd/0/41/35842562.pdf
US at 19.7 billion dollars in foreign aid, making up ~25% of all aid and more than twice any other country.
http://www.globalissues.org/TradeRelated/Debt/USAid.asp
has pretty charts
http://www.nationalreview.com/nrof_bartlett/bartlett200501031119.asp
has some data on non-government aid
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_aid has some more links if need be

I'm having a hard time getting good statistics on private and industrial contributions though.
If you want to go by % of GDP or GNI, yes, other countries governments give more. I'm not sure if the total foreign aid from private organizations would balance that out.

278 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 04:01:26 ?
>>277
>If you want to go by % of GDP or GNI, yes, other countries
>governments give more.

I don't see why you would go by anything else. Not that I'm
Christian but, Mark 12:38-44

279 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 04:02:46
Let's do the dirty talk.

280 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 04:19:03
>>278
You cannot go by it as no one number gives the whole picture. Like I said, these numbers only represent government given foreign monetary aid.
They do not include resources and manpower used for humanitarian purposes, non-government aid (from public and private companies, charities, private citizens).
Also, none of the top % by GDP or GNI are poor countries.
Honestly, can you say that America isn't (in general) a helpful nation? When America was an isolationist country people complained that they did not get involved.
Now when it is an active international participant, they are involved too much?

281 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/08(水) 04:38:58
think what would happen if USSR, not America, was to obtain sole world superpower... IT MIGHT BE BAD!

For our power and influence, we show a considerable amount of restraint, and truly do our part to help out the world.

In my humble opinion, all the rich nations (Japan and Western Europe included), are all greedy, self-interested corrupt nations...

There is no true democracy on the planet!

Thank you.

282 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/10(金) 04:10:26
>>281
>The is no true democracy on the planet!
That totally depends on your definition of a democracy. If you mean a direct democracy, I direct you to many town and city level governments in the New England region of the United States.
Switzerland is also a great example of a direct democracy. While they do elect representatives, the laws can also be challenged by any citizen if they get enough people to sign a petition.
Then there is a national, democractic referendum held to decide the fate of the law by majority vote.

283 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/20(月) 01:08:00
I love armpits.

284 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/20(月) 07:01:57
Are You Ready Boots?

These Boots Are Made For Walkin'!

Yee-Ya-Haoh!

285 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/20(月) 07:56:31
>>282
This is dirty talk thread. Why you talk about democratic?
you must be gay

286 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/20(月) 08:05:56
>>285
Gah. Their fetishes must be politics. Why can't they have more normal
fetishes like BDSM or tu-tus. Bah humbug.

...This thread could benifit from some Hard Gay...

287 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/20(月) 20:06:15
America is a sick country.

China will rule the world!

21st century will see a new American holocaust!

The day Chinese and Korean and Japanese soldiers DESTROY Washington will be celebrated all over the world for a thousand years!

Then the American people only qualify as slaves of Asians and Europeans!

Along with dirty niggers and Jews who will be slain to death!

Allah is great,

Mao is great,

HEIL HITLER!!!

288 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/20(月) 20:07:02
P.S. that was a joke you stupid cunts!

289 :KJI ◆XDpPLAUYlQ :2006/02/20(月) 21:15:20
Wow...

290 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 01:57:33
>>287-288
You fail. Needs more battletoads.

291 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 02:00:58
youtubeっていう海外の動画サイトで(そのほかの動画サイトにもアップされてましたが
サイト名を忘れてしまいました)
ダコタが学生のインタビュー受ける回の学校へいこうの動画が
アップされて閲覧数がものすごいことになってるんですけど
あれはあまりにも恥ずかしすぎるのでまじで動画削除してほしいんですが
どうすればいいんでしょうか
おそらく韓国の違法?日本テレビサイトから韓国人が勝手に流したもんだと思われます
自分は英語できないんで英語のできる人なんとかしてくれませんか?
削除以来出せば消してくれるんでしょうか
youtubeのサイトで dakota TV japanese で検索してください
ダコタのやつ以外にも日本人のイメージを損なうような動画が
外国人(隣の国の人)にアップされてます・・・

292 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 02:25:22
>>290
gb2/b/

293 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 04:05:11
>>292
What r u sayin'?huh

294 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 04:23:11
>>292
Nevar!

So... Yaranaika? This is the dirty thread, after all. Want to be my dirty, dirty boy?
You can wear a bridget outfit, lying down in my lap as I spank your bare ass for being such
a dirty little boy...

295 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 04:27:44
>>294
what of >>292 meaning?
let me know plz

296 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 04:32:12
gb2/b/ means go back to /b/, referring to the random image board of either futaba or 4chan (as in this case)
battletoads(in this context, in others it is an awesome videogame) is a 4chan imageboard meme (neta)

nothing really important at all, sorry to concern you >>295

297 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 04:44:04
>>296
No problem,
and thanks a lot for explaining to me so particular!
i could get it

298 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 05:52:31
>>296
Besides, /b/ was starting to distract me for too long periods of time. I stopped
visiting the site. 4chan that is. I no longer neglect my homework. So that's good.

But this thread really needs more dirty talk! Of the sexual kind.

299 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/21(火) 05:56:40
Here are some lyrics to inspire people to be more dirty:

Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

300 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/22(水) 16:02:35
every day i fuck some dolphins and rape animals then i go on my boat and eat pie :p

301 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/22(水) 18:56:23
>>300
Why not humans? And why not some delicious bisquits instead?

302 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/22(水) 19:01:22
What kind of pie?

303 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/22(水) 19:05:26
i guess >>300 is no longer not any kinda human beings..

304 : 株価【E】 :2006/02/22(水) 19:36:33
What the hell is this?

305 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/02/28(火) 23:23:52
I'm find good homepage.
http://www.agnph.com/gallery/

You can get good pictures and friends. it is dream world.
There are lovely, charming, sweet, pretty, nice and cute.

306 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/15(水) 01:03:39
How does you get laid?

307 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/15(水) 12:05:16
>>298

Lol I got b& from /b/ for posting an image that proved the mods had neglected to delete a thread with CP for 20 minutes.

308 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/15(水) 12:05:55
age

309 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/15(水) 12:45:29
>>307
gj! No one cares. If you see cp just message a mod on irc or something. Stop fagging up 2ch

310 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/15(水) 13:07:09
>>309
NO U!

311 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/17(金) 00:03:37
I've got your picture of me and you
You wrote "I love you" I love you too
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh it's in color Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all round my cell
I asked the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

Turning Japanese, I Think I'm Turning Japanese
I really think so
Turning Japanese, I Think I'm Turning Japanese
I really think so...

312 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/26(日) 04:37:41
a couple of years ago, i used to attend a film school somewhere in canada. there was a
25-year-old guy named Arron, a nerd type motherfucker, he's really nice though. i assume
he was a real virgin.

anyway, we were enjoying summer fireworks, smoking shit. of course i mean it's weed. he
got pretty stoned as far as i knew. this was the first time he had done such a "bad" thing.
he started talking nonsense and laughing out loud. i asked him if he was incredibly high.
but he shook his head, smiling a nasty smile. finally he said like this;

"well this weed ain't bad but coffee is much better."

that's why i loved him.

313 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/03/26(日) 12:32:17
>>312
That's a very bizarre story but strangely heart warming.
I liked the ending line.

314 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/04/18(火) 14:33:37
i love this thread.

315 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/04/18(火) 15:29:25
I love "shiko shiko" very much.
when I was young , I did "shiko shiko" 5 times a day.
But now is I'm old enough not to be able to do so many times.
So what I want to say is that if you are young ,you shoud do "shiko
shiko" every day. Time reaaly flies. do it now or you'll miss it later

316 :Dirty Penis:2006/04/21(金) 00:38:52
Hey, dudes!
Wanna play with me?
I got lots of hot videos to share with!

317 :Dirty Penis:2006/04/23(日) 15:33:28
Don't be shy!

318 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/05/14(日) 04:34:18
I'm buttering my corn right now, dudes.


319 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/05/14(日) 04:42:02
please translate tdn's lines
in english.

320 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/05/29(月) 22:48:52
Recommend me some good porno videos, please.

321 :N翁:2006/05/30(火) 07:33:05
It's time for the Old Faithful to go off.

322 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/05/31(水) 06:52:17
Keep that shit off your keyboard.

323 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/01(木) 21:48:28
Tell me, please.
I'm serious!

324 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/02(金) 02:05:01
It's unbelievable how fucking LOW you cocksuckers are posting bullshit on a Japanese bulletin board. Go back to your day job at GEOS or NOVA and stop fucking with our people you dirty sons of bitches.

325 :Spence:2006/06/20(火) 02:36:01
Wow odd convo going here


326 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:36:36
but in a good way.

327 :Spence:2006/06/20(火) 02:38:20
I don't work for NOVA or GEOS.. i was just scrolling down the page and saw this.. is working for NOVA bad?

328 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:40:21
Job at NOVA is awesome!!!
High earnings and benefits guaranteed!!!

329 :Spence:2006/06/20(火) 02:44:43
...I see

330 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:46:26
How many times a week do you masturbate, Spence?

331 :Spence:2006/06/20(火) 02:49:12
Shut up, you fool ^^

332 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:49:46
Tell me. I'm facsinated.

333 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:51:49
I do it about five times a week.

334 :Spence:2006/06/20(火) 02:52:53
well then you are a sad sad little man ^^ XD

335 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:53:51
What makes you say that?
I'm hurt.

336 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:54:42
I do it at least three times a day.

337 :Spence:2006/06/20(火) 02:55:16
//335
hahaha... anyway how are you, my young perverted friend?

338 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 02:58:09
What do you think about shemale?
I'm kind of biggining to like them.

339 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/06/20(火) 03:00:05
I love bloomers, too.

340 :パーヤン@大西信者もどき:2006/06/20(火) 08:03:12
In sheer points, it appears that Zico's Japan has yet to miss
an oppotunity of qualifying for the end-of-tournament.

341 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/03(月) 22:40:42
Cunnilingus is tiresome.

342 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/03(月) 23:09:34
キタ━━∩ ∩
     (゚θ゚)

I want little boy to suck my dick!!

343 :あぼーん:あぼーん
あぼーん

344 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 14:50:04
waiting for the new one(・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆chingching

345 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 14:52:30
I wonder if there are any North Koreans here.

346 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 14:57:33
maybe there are some secret agents here...They are communicating here
by some secret code

347 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:01:46
They are probably North Korean secret agents planning an attack.

348 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:07:17
we have to talk dirty here

349 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:12:37
998649 256974 466299 nida

350 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:15:10
can anybody have sex wit meh??

351 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:16:16
roger

112461 854132 644811

352 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:24:54
현재 김정일 체제는 김일성 체제에 비해 구조적으로 매우 취약한데,
이는 김정일이 4각으로 갈라져 있던 인민군을 인민무력부 산하의 단일
기관으로 통합시킨 뒤 군부가 김정일의 통제에서 벗어났다는 점,
김정일의 신 경제 정책인 강성대국건설전략의 효과가 미약하다는 점,
이어지는 남북 교류로 북조선 인민들에 대한 정보 통제가 힘들어지고
있다는 점 등의 이유 때문이다.

353 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:28:27
섹스 해도 괜찮아

354 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:31:46
나의 그는 어디에 있어?

355 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:32:01
ふぁっく こりあん ぴーぽー

356 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:33:05
North Korean ppl. Not South...I love South Korean ppl

357 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:33:34
I smell kimchi here

358 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:35:54
i hate those who are against japan.

359 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:38:29
North Korea は日本をなめている

360 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:39:49
North korea is licking Japan...

361 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:41:55
北鮮が嫌いだ。

362 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:43:18
after go diet, read this

Ifa htaftaet yfou aflalt

363 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 15:53:23
北朝鮮は悪い

364 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 16:12:04
dirty talk only

365 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 16:57:00
it's so quiet...oh I miss him...where is he now...?

366 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 16:59:04
crap....I fell in love completely...

367 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 17:50:06
I'm back

368 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 17:50:07
呼んだか?

369 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 17:51:06
Oh, what a coincidense!

370 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 17:52:37
元気か?

371 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:13:29
are you the real Kenji?

372 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 18:15:40
本物だが何か?

373 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:18:18
367から372, 371私以外は全部あなた?

374 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 18:20:43
I'm the genuine and genius kenji.

375 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:21:47
ahhhh genius? so it's you!!!

376 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 18:22:08
ちがうが何故だ?
何が欲しいのだ?

377 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:25:19
you come to 2ch around this time? so again your day-night
reversed(?) life has started!

378 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:26:01
>>376
あなたは本物のたむらけんじ?


379 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 18:30:17
6時30分だがなにか?

380 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:32:23
>>379
really? is it so? I can't believe it. I think the real Kenji won't use
the words like "genuine and genius"...

381 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 18:34:38
>>380
It's good to rhyme. feel free to vibe.

382 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 18:35:37
沢田けんじ?

383 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:38:05
>>381
lol you are not the real Kenji but the other Kenji!!^^


384 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:44:03
or are you also acting the Japanese Kenji part? but how do you know
the name Kenji Sawada?

385 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 18:45:27
ライム?
it's time for the percolator?
no, it's time for the viberator.

386 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 18:47:43

my instinct said >>385 is not you. You don't use such words. You
like to talk dirty but not this type of dirtiness..

387 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 19:35:15
간국어를 알다?

388 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 19:37:30
I summon all the kenjis.

389 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 19:45:22
are there many Kenjis around? lol

390 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 19:46:35
呼んだ?

391 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 19:46:54
한국어를 알고 싶다。

392 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 19:49:05
Only three of us? I thought I was more than that.

393 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 19:49:16
ふぁっく こりあん ぴーぽー

394 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 19:49:58
あいあむのっとこーりあん

395 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 19:51:03
so there is one Korean Kenji in your group lol

396 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 19:57:19
>>394
あい あむ のっと とーきんぐ とぅー ゆー
どんと けっと みー ろんぐ

397 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 19:59:58
あいのーゆーわー のっととーきんぐ てゅーみー
どんとおーりー びーはっぴー

398 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:02:19
あい む おーるうぇいず はっぴー
わっと あー ゆー とーきんぐ あばうと

399 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:02:25
Bobby Mcferrin,right?

400 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:05:38
ははは。ここでは誰も韓国語が出来ないね。

401 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:05:52
>>399
wha?

402 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:07:25
>>400
나는 한국어를 할 수 있습니다

403 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:11:13
eu odeio coreanos.

404 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:13:06
Odio i Coreani.

405 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:14:30
انا بكره الكوريين.

406 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:16:00
キムチは食わん

407 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:16:17
Ich hasse Koreaner.

408 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:16:34
>>403
Por que los odias?

409 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:22:14
>>402
それはどういう意味なのですか?

410 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:23:24
>>498
Sorry, I don't understand Espanol. Only Portuguese

411 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:26:36
>>409
「私は在日韓国人だ」という意味です。

412 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:28:35
일본 사람들은 한국 사람들을 미워한다.

413 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:40:12
>>412
아니오.한국의 사람을 좋아합니다.북한은 싫습니다.

414 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:41:15
kenji te amo

415 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:42:25
je te aime

416 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:42:26
ふぁっく こりあん

417 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:44:10
>>398
あいのーゆーあーはっぴー
どんと げっと まっど

418 :Kenji Tamura:2006/07/05(水) 20:44:46
>>413
나는 김을 존중한다

419 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:48:10
>>418

고마워요
mon amant

420 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:49:20
나는 일본에 반대하는 한국인이 싫습니다.

421 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:51:18
>>419
Je t'aime aussi

422 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:53:54
그렇지만 대부분의 한국인은 좋아합니다
나에게는 많은 한국인 친구가 있습니다

423 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:54:35
한국사람은 개를 먹는다

424 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:54:45
>>420
est-ce que vous avez cassé au-dessus avec An?

425 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:55:22
또, 그들도 일본의 문화를 좋아한다고 말해 줍니다

まだ勉強中なんで、、、

426 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:56:27
>>423
대부분의 사람은 먹지 않는 것 같아

427 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:56:35
>>424
Non. Je l'épouserai.

428 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:58:10
>>420
yes yes I know! they are nice, right?

429 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 20:59:32
>>427
hé!! vous me faites pleurer!

430 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:00:43
>>428
They are nice unless you are japanese.

431 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:01:38
>>429
vous êtes si moyen!

432 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:02:39
>>430
I have many Korean friends too! even I am Jap!>.<

433 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:05:03
est-ce que vous ne dormez pas?

434 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:10:01
>>433
Je veux dormir avec toi

435 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:11:26
Usted es mi esclavo del sexo.
!Si usted desea algunos dulces,
vaya abajo en sus rodillas y pida!

436 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:11:58
Needs more sex.

437 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:13:16
amore sexo

438 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:13:25
>>424
omg.... ummm.... j'aussi *blush*

439 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:15:46
>>435
Oh me gusta eso

OMG I can write anything as long as it's foreign languages...*blush*


440 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:19:13
Dije a usted que usted es el mio...

441 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:20:55
>>440
claro yo soy suyo 200%

442 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:24:21
韓国語は漢字で書かれる事があるの?

443 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:24:42
All I want now is just to fondle your hair

444 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 21:25:36
>>442
あります。今はあまり使わないですが。
私は韓国人ではありませんが。

445 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/05(水) 22:30:29
>>444
では、どうして韓国人は学校で漢字を勉強するかな?無駄骨のようだ。

446 :あぼーん:あぼーん
あぼーん

447 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/06(木) 00:10:42
oye como va

448 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/06(木) 06:06:23
I watched the match France vs Portugal. France won. But this game
was so boring. It seems like Portugal burned out on the previous
game already. Next match I'll be rooting Italy. ^^

449 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/06(木) 13:03:29
No more NEET in this thread? all I can see here is foreign language.lol

450 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/06(木) 22:26:35
My English teacher I respect says me
the best way to master it is to make a boyfriend in foreign.

Is it ture?

451 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/06(木) 22:38:56
I don't think so. It could help to an extent, but you might end up
learning stupid slangs and incorrect usage of the language.
You should keep the two issues separate.


452 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/07(金) 08:20:38
It’s not only the language but to convey my exact
thoughts to him is difficult. Because of the cultural
difference, the different way of thinking. It comes from
the difference on how we’ve grown up. I think Japanese
way of thinking is rather sentimental, sensitive and also
we care so much on other’s feeling. We are somebody the most
difficult human being to understand in the world, I would say.


453 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/07(金) 08:24:40
We think harmony is important while they don't care and more
focused on themselves. (Asians are sentimental ppl butif you
see Chinese and Korean, they are more individualitstic).
For me, sometimes I feel he is too
individualistic while he thinks that I care too much on
reputations. He sometimes seems to think that I am hypocritical who
has two faces. So we had a lot of problems and needed long time
to understand the real meaning on what he/I have said and did.
Took a long time to clear up the misunderstandings. Therefore, I think
language is just a tool to convey our messages but most
importantly, we should understand each other’s human qualities
including partner’s background. It applies to all the human relationship.


454 :452:2006/07/07(金) 23:46:26
That story was about me and my friend.
If you have a boyfriend, you could learn more I think.

455 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/07(金) 23:47:40
one girl is threatning me.
again I feel so depressed...

456 :Vladislav:2006/07/08(土) 00:43:25
ロシアのプーチン大統領は、少年のお腹にキスしたのは自然な愛情表現に過ぎないと述べた。

プーチン大統領は、先週クレムリンで、(家族と観光に来ていた)5歳のニキータ少年と会った
際に、彼のTシャツをまくしあげて(お腹に)キスした。
(そのニュース映像→http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx3m5nFpRcQ

「とても自立していてまじめな子に思えた。子猫のように抱きしめたいと思い、ああいった表現
をした。彼はいい子だ」とプーチン大統領は述べた。

ロシアのIzvestia紙 http://www.izvestia.ru/ によると、ニキータ君はキスの後、体を洗おうと
しないという。

「僕は大統領が好きだし、大統領も僕のことが好きだ!僕も将来大統領になる!」

(以上抜粋翻訳。英文ソースは http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5155448.stm

関連:【ロシア】「私はプーチン。何か質問は?」 大統領とのインターネット会議開催 現在最も多い質問は「なぜ少年のお腹にキスしたの?」  http://news19.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1152192884/
柔道練習で日本人少年に投げられた後、少年と別れ際にKISSする大統領映像 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdXwu2MXR_s



Putin is Shotacon!! He is our mate!!! xaxaxax XD

457 :あぼーん:あぼーん
あぼーん

458 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/08(土) 10:29:33
>>457
who is she?

459 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/14(金) 15:45:20
Let's talk about masturbation.

460 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/16(日) 07:46:59
>>459
Yes. What are your tricks? Anything special? I touch much more than the shaft only, and make as slippery as possible.

461 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/19(水) 02:13:55
I'm dying to see the new unsenserd porno video of Kanno Arisa.

462 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/19(水) 19:48:12
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar,
which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this:
First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing.
Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-
she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied,
"yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

463 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/27(木) 10:09:55
>>450
If you then speak in English more often, then yes.
You really need to speak English out loud, and have conversation in it,
to become really fluent.
You don't need to get a foreign boyfriend, but it might encourage you.

464 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/07/27(木) 18:04:12
>>462
good one.

465 :KFA07502@nifty.ne.jp.:2006/07/27(木) 22:27:35
お久しぶりです♪Level Upテスト合格しました。
私のニガテなテレビ電話でした。本当にこれでいいのか??
と思いました。もし、私が2ヶ月以上レッスンを予約しないで
再度レベルチェックを受けたとしたら、
5になるかどうかも危ういところです。
ながいさんはきっと大丈夫ですよ。3ですよ!!
今日で5に上がってちょうど1ヶ月ですが、
まぁ慣れてきたかな??というところです。
今はVOICEやレッスンで毎日NOVAに行っています。
明後日イギリスへ出発なので少しでも慣れておこうかと
思いまして・・・。



466 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/02(水) 14:17:59
うp

467 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/02(水) 19:17:28
One day George walked into a bar. On one of the stools there was a man
with thirteen shots lined up in front of him. George asked the man what
the occasion was and he replied 'I just had my first blow-job'. George,
being the nice guy that he is makes him an offer. 'Wow, that is a
occasion. Let me buy you another one.' But before George can get his
money on the table the man says `no thanks, if thirteen shots can't
get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.'

468 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/02(水) 19:18:49
poko-chin?

469 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/02(水) 19:21:34
At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he
needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see
if he'd like to go out for a drink.

Spiderman replies "No, I have to repair my web spinner."

So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and
they're all busy. He decides in the end to go for a quick
super-fly around the world to clear his mind before bed time.

As he passes over Wonder-Woman's mansion he sees her lying
naked and spread eagle next to her pool.

Hmmm he thinks, with my super powers I'll fly down for a
quickie and before she realizes I'll be gone.

So he swoops down and "WHAM BAM thank you maam" and he's gone.

Wonder- Woman shreiks "What was that?"

And the invisible man cries "I don't know, but I've sure got
a sore ass!!!"

470 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/02(水) 19:27:09
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told
that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a
horse and enter it in the races.
However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so
high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and
enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in
the race again, and this time it won.
The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so
upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher
not to enter the donkey in another race.
The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher
to get rid of the donkey.
The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have
to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.
The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

471 :Erotic Daddy:2006/08/03(木) 03:34:25
Suck my finger!

472 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/03(木) 03:36:47
>>471
I'd rather suck your cock, Stud.
Then afterwards you can return the favour
and suck my cock too.

473 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/03(木) 03:39:06
>>471 Spank me like school boy and call me you're son!

474 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/05(土) 20:07:46
How much foreskin do you have?
http://www.newforeskin.biz/CI/CIchart.htm

475 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/05(土) 21:50:41
>>474
That chart is crap.
When I am not hard, I have CI-7, but when I am erectI am like
CI-3. I am small when not hard, and expand much when I am hard.
It is much more practical than having a penis that is always big, even
when you are not using it. That is just silly to have in that way.

476 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/05(土) 21:51:52
Agreed violently.

477 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/05(土) 23:15:45
Hot summer saturday night,
he was sitting at computer,
watching a website with photographs of male genital
and writing about his foreskin
IN ENGLISH!




I like him.

478 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/15(火) 20:12:55
My penis is having a summer holiday.

479 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 01:42:04
I don't know how to masturbate.

480 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 17:53:45
あ〜日本人の書いた英語って読む気しねえ

481 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 18:03:14
Ah〜I just can't stand Japanese whiners whining in Japanese.

482 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 18:33:30
gaijinn saikou nihonnjin dame ne.

483 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 21:45:56
>>478
lol!! Oh god.. I've never heard of the expression. Quite funny dude. I might use that sometime..

484 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 21:48:24
Oh wait, I don't have a popo.

485 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/01(金) 11:23:10
pubic holiay

486 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/02(土) 02:08:18
(porn) Gracefully Selected Mature Women Collection http://forum.shibuyabashi.org/showthread.php?t=42

487 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/08(金) 01:54:19
Have you seen the unsensored Hotaru yet?

488 :tama:2006/09/08(金) 08:32:49
Let me know how do you get up when you are so sleepy? Sometimes I made love with myself. How about you? I'm serious.

489 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/08(金) 09:43:28
im female and i like touching myself way better than a dick.
i cant come having a dick so wanking off is my duty.

490 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/08(金) 13:10:49
Ydan

491 :tama:2006/09/08(金) 14:18:04
>489 Have you ever played anal sex? I love that!

492 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 03:21:03
>>491
Anal sex only good is when partner doing it and not toy.

493 :tama:2006/09/10(日) 04:26:02
>492 yeah! exactry! You bet.I like to insert my dick into only my girlfriend's anal not using a skin. I never do it with a girl I don't love even if I use a skin. well do you have toys for anal?

494 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 13:14:21
Boys like it in the butt too.

495 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 16:38:35
group sex

496 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 21:24:47
ドイツ語のレッスンに行った。今日の講師はG。 
本当はもう1人生徒がくるはずだったようだけど、とうとう現れず、ラッキーマンツー。
昨日の英語に続いて、私、最近ついている!?

497 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 22:56:19
>496 Lucky you!

498 :Vladislav:2006/09/12(火) 11:15:29

Is there a boylover?
I love little boys!!

499 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/12(火) 11:18:28
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500 :Vladislav:2006/09/12(火) 13:52:34
やばい!昼ドラに出てる鈴木宗太郎くん、顔も声も超可愛い〜
ひょっとしたらブレイクするかも〜
ドラマ自体に興味ないけど・・宗太郎くんはGOOD!

501 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/12(火) 15:05:27
>>500
お前はきもすぎる。

502 :Vladislav:2006/09/13(水) 12:00:58
>>501
die

503 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/14(木) 01:54:46
>498 I love lowteens.

504 :merkin ◆BeSm0ofY92 :2006/09/14(木) 10:08:17
Q. Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A. Because his wife died.

505 :Vladislav:2006/09/14(木) 10:47:59
>>503
cool
Me too!

506 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/14(木) 23:34:17
>505 But I love lowteen girls. You said boys , didn't you?
Have you ever had experience with boys?

507 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 09:19:06
>>505
yes, boys, experience, no.
i dont do. if it is abele, i want to do
but im not crazy
i do play with kid sometimes just as friends

気の弱い生徒をいじめていた生徒を注意したら、「てめぇに関係ねぇだろ!」と唾をかけられた


年輩の先生が辞めていった理由は、「いつも生徒に蹴られたりしていた」


ドS小学生様ハァハァ(;´Д`)

508 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 16:02:15
>507 Are you female? school teacher? I have madd love with a girl was 14years. But I love under 14years old.

509 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 17:05:38
male. 17year old

510 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 17:26:53
http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=201453&start=0&rid=&S=efa2196d6fe2c8f8e64d3a368465ad3d

511 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 18:20:26
>509 Why do you so love boys? Are you gay?

512 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 19:30:54
hmm
we think we are not gay
just a boylover

513 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 19:31:28
kids are cute.

dont you think so?

514 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 19:46:25
fuck off bitches

「こら、くそばばあ。あっち行け」。小学生が教師に暴言を吐いて殴る、ける。13日に発表された文部科学省の調査で、
深刻な対教師暴力の実態が改めて浮き彫りになった。一人の児童の暴力が、クラスに荒れた雰囲気をつくり出し、
学級崩壊の連鎖を生む。家庭に指導力はなく、暴力の対象になった教師は休職に追い込まれる。
暴力でしか自分を表現できなくなった子どもたち。

兵庫県内の小学校に勤務する40代の女性教諭は03年10月、学級崩壊したクラスの「応援」に入り、
モノをけ散らす男児を廊下に引きずり出した。「何かをけらないと収まらないなら、私をけりなさい」。
男児はためらわなかった。手加減もせず、女性教諭のおなかや足を20発以上もけり続ける。
担任は別の児童を指導しており、暴行に気がつかない。女性教諭にとっては、
児童から受けた初めての暴力を、隣のクラスの男性教諭が助けに来るまで耐え続けた。
http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/shakai/jiken/news/20060914k0000m040066000c.htm

究極のマゾ職「小学校教師」


you should beated by little boys!

515 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 20:27:35
I think you should said like these , you should be beat by children. right?


516 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 23:31:42
>>515
まともに英語使えないなら喋るなよ恥ずかしい。

517 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 23:53:39
Does anybody want to lick my tits?

518 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 01:13:36
u aint got shit to lick, u can gimme BJ

519 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:15:32
>516 oh sorry shy guy.But I think you never patch here in English. Could you tell me what the wrong with me? Can you? Shy guy! You should only make love with yourself. Have fun!

520 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:21:52
>516 I think you were wrong. You should admit your fault.

521 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:25:13
>516 You don't need to think yourself to be shameful. That's OK!

522 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:33:36
>516 There is no sence crying over split milk. But you should kick yourself now for sending like that to >515. You are at fault. I almost laughed. sorry

523 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:37:22
Are there any thoughts? A penny for your thoughts.

524 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:45:35
>516 Would you be willing to check my English log for me again? Now is the perfect time to become a NOVA member. Because you are a shy guy.

525 :merkin ◆BeSm0ofY92 :2006/09/16(土) 10:34:07
>>516
Everybody's embarrassed when they don't speak perfectly.
What really matters is if you're understood or not.
If someone were to speak to me in broken English, I'd be happy they were
trying.

526 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 12:51:39
dirty talk is purpose of this thread.
imho looks like u guys 'bn fished. jus ignore'em.
so whooz ur daddy now eh?

527 :Vladislav:2006/09/19(火) 19:50:10
anyway little boys are cute

528 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/20(水) 05:29:06
They'er tighter than girls.

529 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/20(水) 08:00:51
Let's get dirty!

530 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/10(火) 23:05:20
come in

531 :Vladislav:2006/10/10(火) 23:19:51
2002年のカナダの映画でこんなのあるじゃん!
ゲイ少年の話http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAw9-k66YM
これツタヤでレンタルできますか?
見た人いますか・?

532 :Vladislav:2006/10/10(火) 23:20:24
2002年のカナダの映画でこんなのあるじゃん!
ゲイ少年の話http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAw9-k66YM
これツタヤでレンタルできますか?
見た人いますか・?

533 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/13(金) 10:29:13
I'll come in.

534 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/18(水) 23:08:58
Relationship of love and marriage.
evolution(from dictionary) :
the way in which living things change and develop over millions of years, or a gradual process
of change and development
Evolution : It is spontaneous attractive force between gene of oneself and gene of another.
That is, A gene is prefered by other gene. For prediction of evolutions, It will be natural that
spontaneousness is important to evolve for better or worse. Artificial stratagem of gene's
natural movement will tend to negative motion, despite prediction of evolutions tend to positive
motion. That is, We never deprive evolutions of nature. (by X-man)


535 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/19(木) 22:36:35
>>525
Everybody's embarrassed when they don't suck it perfectly.
What really matters is if you're sucking it or not.
If someone were to suck mine in shitty, I'd be happy they were
trying.

536 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/07(火) 14:49:15
I love to say Fuck, when I'm driving in my car; fuck when i'm walking through the fucking park. Fuck you if you don't like what I say, I love to say Fuck every fucking day! Oh Yeah

537 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:04:30
>>532 You must be fucked up in the head!

538 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:05:44
532 is a fuckin fag.


539 :馬鹿 :2006/11/19(日) 18:22:00
何それ。。。


540 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:56:01
Let's use this thread for general conversation until the new "chat in english" thread is made.

541 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:56:31
>>540
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163600803/

542 :sage:2006/11/19(日) 18:58:00
I did not see that one.

543 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:59:07
>>542
You put it in wrong field.

544 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:00:30
>>543
I am sorry. Please tell me the right one.

545 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:04:31
You guys are fuckin dirty.

546 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:06:55
You just wanted to say fucking, no? smells like a noob

547 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:07:25
I love armpits.

548 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:30:30
Make sure you give me a good hand job.
It's really important.
Don't move your hand too fast.
Sometimes you have to stop and tease me,
then start jerking off very slow.
Do you have Vasseline?
Vasseline works great for hand job.
I'm ready.
Who is ggonna be the first?


549 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:33:07
You.

550 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:41:39
No. I don't want to sit on my arm for 10 minutes.


551 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/23(木) 04:05:38
Shit!
My right hand is numb and I'm ready.
Damn it.
I'm gonna do it myself.

552 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/23(木) 21:56:27
Rape me.

553 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/24(金) 01:52:29
Are you out of your fuckin' mind?

554 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/25(土) 03:24:24
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こら外人 今すぐやらせろ。

555 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/28(火) 05:59:26
How do you wanna me to rape you?
tell me the detail, so I can have a good imagination to get myself off.


556 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/29(水) 01:34:29
me too please fuck me too please, am waiting

557 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/30(木) 01:11:05
tell me where you are honey.
so we can suck each other's cock.

558 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/01(金) 16:14:19
YA GOTTA TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE HONEY!
IN TOKYO? KATSUSHIKAKU?

559 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/01(金) 23:10:45
英語 : The discussion is organized by types of mechanisms and the conditions under which the reaction is executed, rather than by the overall reaction as is the case in most textbooks.
日本語 : rather, most textbooks in, the case, is as, the overall reaction by, than, The discussion, which, under, the reaction, executed is, mechanisms and the conditions of type by, organized is.


560 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/02(土) 02:18:47
What? Orgasm?
Honey, I'm about have an orgasm.
I've been beating my meat for an hour
thinking about a little kid I met in subway.
ah.. ah.. ah.. agh


561 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/02(土) 09:52:13
アッー!

562 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/04(月) 04:00:29
what ? are you haveing an orgasm?

563 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/04(月) 19:43:00
Honey, jerk my dick off and make me cum!
I have a big ass vasseline bottle.
I'll fuck you in the ass.




564 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/05(火) 03:51:30
30y.o GAM ISO GM or TS/TV for fun.
Race not important.




565 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/05(火) 06:08:15
fuck all you, dirty old perverts.
go suck your own dick.


566 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/06(水) 02:56:13
Hey Justin!
I fucked your trailor park trash drunk as hell mother hard.
She is a fuckin whore starving for a dick.
How often does she fuck you?
I know she is your first sexual partner.
Are you jealous?



567 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 04:24:01
Hey Harry, Mary, Kelly, Sally, Faggy, Silly
SUCK MY BIG FAT YELLOW DICK!

568 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 04:26:14
Fuck you cook sucker!! shout up!! eat shit asshole!!
ここで外人が韓国と日本の歴史について熱戦中。
http://nihon-hanguk.blogspot.com/
スペイン語と英語


569 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 04:51:02
Don't forget to tell your partner to massage your balls
during the oral sex.

570 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 14:58:10
"Donkey Punch" is when you hit the back of your partner's head during intercourse!

Example:
"Fuckin' bitch, I told you to keep quiet! ORA!" *donkey punch*

571 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 15:24:21
no...NO!!
Not inside!

572 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 01:22:05
Would you donky punch me while you are fuckin' me in the ass?
I'm a musculine male.
I love to be dominated by a man.

573 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 01:35:42
You need to make a 'Dirty Talk in Japanese' thread for the gaijin to learn offensive Japanese words.

574 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 01:36:57
Tell me the way you beat your meat.

575 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 07:56:28
>>574 I think about how fat you look.
I'm a fat angry asshole fetish!
When I see some fat fuck with an ass shaped face, my dick gets hard.



576 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/09(土) 16:53:29
HEY, IS YOUR FATHER A GAY?
HOW ABOUT YOUR MAMA?
IS SHE A FAT AS HELL TRANSSEXUAL?
DO YOU ENJOY SUCKIN' YOUR MAMA'S DICK?
GOD DAMN QUEER MOTHER FUCKERS!


577 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/11(月) 02:24:27
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR
I'LL TURN YOUR ASSHOLLE INSIDE OUT WITH MY COCK!

578 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/16(土) 11:40:31
you fuckin' fag!

579 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/17(日) 04:56:23
yeah, you sick fuckin' gay homo queer fag cock sucker.

580 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/17(日) 12:05:50
♪Shut your fucking face uncle fukka, you're a boner bitting bastard uncle fukka〜♪ from South Park

581 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/18(月) 00:56:45
HEY GUYS!
PAY ME 30,000YEN!
THEN YOU CAN SUCK MY COCK!
AND SWALLOW MY CUM!


582 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/19(火) 21:46:26
Give me your dirty photo.

583 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/20(水) 01:08:55
My photo? Fuck that!

584 :Erotic Daddy:2006/12/20(水) 20:38:09
I'm downloading some hot video.

585 :Magibon ◆U2eH9naDD6 :2006/12/20(水) 20:54:29
I'm sexy.

586 :Erotic Daddy:2006/12/20(水) 20:57:26
Downloading will never end.

587 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/21(木) 04:51:42
You are sexy!?
How?
Are you fuckin' fat?

588 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/21(木) 05:05:17
I wanna know how sexy you are!!
Are you a hairy transsexual with big balls?
That would turn me the fuck on.



589 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/21(木) 22:50:20
me, i'm not sexy. but i am sexy in bed.

590 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 00:11:18
GO FUCK YOURSELF GOD DAMN WHORE!

591 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 04:50:27
Shut the fuck up and eat my pussy

592 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 04:51:07
you hookers!!!!!!!!!

593 :realamerican:2006/12/22(金) 04:55:38
fucking cunt shit whore mother lactating piece of slut

594 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 04:56:30
I'm going to lick your dogs cunt! ^_^

595 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 04:58:09
I'm going to shove my smelly nigger dick into your gaping anal hole

596 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 05:09:24
That's harsher than death penalty!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!CRAP!!!!!!!!!

597 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 15:18:45
whutup my nigga?
How about buying my black pussy?
eat it for 30000YEN
sucky : +10000YEN
fucky : + 20000YEN
or you can get 100000YEN brothel pass, good for 10 pussy eating.

598 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/22(金) 21:52:52
God damn disease having hooker!

599 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/23(土) 19:27:04
I'm a chinese hooker working in japan.
I love japanese men
for having a
bigger cock than any chinese I have fucked.


600 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/25(月) 06:29:55
you hookers!!!!!!!!!

601 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/26(火) 04:21:09
you horny fuck!
I have a big black hairy pussy.
fucky fucky 20 dolla!
yasooy yasooy!


602 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/26(火) 10:19:10
(i)← a PUSSY!

You can look the dot as a ..... lol

603 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/26(火) 17:36:39
what the fuck is your problem ?
Just fuckin' say it!
Clitoris!!! you fuckin' perverted whore!

604 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/26(火) 17:40:47

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605 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/26(火) 17:52:57
【比】フィリピンにコールセンター、欧米が相次ぎ開設 英語が話せ、人件費が安い[12/26]

欧米企業がフィリピンで顧客向け電話窓口業務などのコールセンター事業
を急拡大している。

英語が話せる人材を安い費用で雇えるためで、センターは100カ所に達し
雇用者数も10万人を超えた。

2010年には同国の国内総生産(GDP)の5%を占める主要産業に成長するとの
見方もある。

米コンピューター大手のデルは2月、フィリピンで同社初のコールセンターを
設置した。来年には2番目の拠点も開設する。

主な業務は米国の顧客からの問い合わせへの対応。
さらに八拠点を設ける計画だ。


ニュースソース
http://www.nikkei.co.jp/news/kaigai/20061226AT2M2401D26122006.html


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608 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/28(木) 19:37:40
>>602
(i).... how do you write dick?

609 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/28(木) 20:08:02
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610 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/30(土) 01:14:21
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Yukorin? who the fuck is that?
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I
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615 :Raitei:2006/12/31(日) 19:51:10
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616 :Erotic Daddy:2007/01/01(月) 00:00:46
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618 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2007/01/01(月) 10:47:21
>>617 Yaranaika? ...
what do you mean?
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619 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2007/01/02(火) 10:21:54
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the movie sucks.
She should be naked!

624 :Hairy Macho Homosexual :2007/01/04(木) 19:02:49
Hey Darph!
Da ya wanna me to touch your ass?
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626 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2007/01/09(火) 20:00:52
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627 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2007/01/09(火) 21:37:05
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