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Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)

1 :Dirty Talker:2005/07/10(日) 22:23:38

Rule No. 1: This thread is for dirty talk only.
Rule No. 2: This thread welcomes dirty AA.
Rule No. 3: This thread encourages cyber sex.

2 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:25:03
two fucking!!!

3 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:25:27
 H^^H!H?

4 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:25:57
どうしてこういう糞スレ立て続けるかねえ。
どうせなら「英語で討論」たぐいのまともなスレ立ててくれよ。
アホみたいなチャットスレは一個あれば十分。

5 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:44:19
can i cat here?


6 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:44:36
I'm getting horny.
I can like Yukorin's anus for hours.

7 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:45:43
Let's have a live mutual jerk-off session.

8 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:46:40
why do you definetely come up with anything about
kala or yukorin?


9 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:47:14
Suck my cock!!

10 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:47:38
Will you suck mine, too?

11 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:48:41
Let's do 69!

12 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:49:51
smooooooke on the waterrrrrrr

13 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:50:16
>>9 and >>10 are now sucking each other's cock passionately.
Please wait till they jerk off simultaneously.

14 :: ):2005/07/10(日) 22:50:56
なんかホモが多いのは御愛嬌?

15 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 22:51:25
You want to sex with Yukorin, but she is sexing with a poor but handsome musician.

16 :Yukorin:2005/07/10(日) 22:51:56
I've got a present for you guys.

AA for anus
      \   pubic hair    /
        \_  |   _/
            彡彡彡
            ミミミミ clitoris
           ミミミミ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           ノ σ ヽ urethra
         / / ゚ヽ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
labia majora/ //\\ \ 
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ( (vagina) ── labia minora
        \ \\// /
           `   \/  '
  \         *──anus
    \_____/\_____/

17 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/10(日) 23:02:46
予想通り、代わり映えのしない展開…

まあアイドルオタがこっちに引きこもってくれれば
それでこのスレの意義はあったことになるからいいが。

18 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:23:01
I can jerk off three times in a row.
How about you?

19 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:25:16
You are a yukorin nerd?

20 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:27:53
Let me play with your cunt. What do you say, honey?

21 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:30:38
My cock smells a cattlefish? Do you want to lick?

22 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:34:34
No thank you.
Mine tastes like chocholate. Wanna take a lick?

23 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:38:28
Lick your own choco-taste houkei cock!

24 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:41:19
I would if I could. But I can't reach it. Will you do it for me?

25 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 01:44:01
Ask your yukorin

26 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 02:32:06
Fuck Yukorin!

27 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 02:53:16
Would you liek to touch my anus?

28 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 03:25:20
yes, i want to hit you on your face.

29 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 03:47:14
>>1-28
ネットの中でしか生きることの出来ない人間だな。

30 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/11(月) 04:04:56
>>29
What are you doing up this late, cocksucker?
I bet you're one of our kind.( ̄ー ̄)

31 :(*゚-^)っchildlikedreams ◆KNUCKLEpIk :2005/07/12(火) 01:09:14
ryousure no yokan...

32 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:15:12
hello

33 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:16:09
and suck my cock!

34 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:18:02
let me tell my masturbation story.
sometimes Im so horny and i dont want to just jerk off. i want to try perverted things!
like pissing on my face. I drink a lot of cola, then come to bath and try to piss
on me own face. i opened my mouth, but close my eyes, because it's not fun when
urine go to eyes. and then when I am covered with my own urine i finished it.
usually with a lot of sperm

35 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:21:25
masturbation and yukorin are very connected

36 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:23:02
just eat pizza you fatwwwwwwwwww

37 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:23:20
Am i too perverted? what do you think? i am also bisexual i like to suck dicks!
But i dont like extremy (or dangerous) fetishes like lolita complex or eating shit.


38 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:24:52
you morons like only jerking off

39 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:25:07
this thread is going to be awesome! i am sure.
tell me more about perverted masturbation.
I like anal masturbation too. I have a dildo i use oil with it and put it in my ass
and then Im masturbating and waving dildo in my ass.
nice feelings


40 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:25:53
I dont think that masturbation is something bad!
can't we talk about masturbation
can we?

41 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:31:21
I musturbated 6 times a day, keeping the pace for a week, when I was 31.
You can't do that. How horny is how mentally strong I bet

42 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:35:37
what a terrible internets here.

43 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/12(火) 01:36:30
if you think so you're idiot
this thread is special for perverted things

44 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 00:13:44
It's passed midnight! Time to talk dirty!

45 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 01:09:39
what a terrible internets it is here.

46 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 02:44:28
you is big fool man!

47 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 02:50:15
I bet you're wet between your legs.

48 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 15:42:24
shiraishi hiyori is the greatest AV actress ever! to fuck her would
be a dream i think. especially with her on top

49 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 15:55:13
I like schoolgirl's panties

50 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 16:29:32
Why don't you go and play in your own shit?

51 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/13(水) 16:37:27
what do you mean by that

52 :○○○コックニー○○○:2005/07/13(水) 17:44:40
やっぱりコックニーは
soはサウって言うよな?
イギリス英語がサゥってわけじゃない。
コックニーがいう。


この前ベッカムがso manyのことを「鮫に」と言っていて最初意味不明だったがすぐso many だと気づいた。

たぶんオージーも言うね。

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54 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 02:40:34
You wanna see me jerk off?

55 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 02:48:18
yes please

56 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 02:50:16
ME too! do it for us

57 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 03:03:17
I am still waiting! it's 3:00 And i want to see your wank

58 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 05:09:05
It's passed five and we are still waiting.

59 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 10:57:05
if you want to see a perfect pair of breasts i suggest you look at
hiyori shiraishi's. they are perfect. no one has better breasts.



60 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 11:01:21
>>59
post some links to her movies, please.

61 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:11:39
>>59
they are only samples but it works i think

http://www.mpegasians.com/hiyori-shiraishi/marshmallow/h.htm
http://www.mpegasians.com/hiyori-shiraishi/mizore/c.htm

try here













62 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:13:20
Uncencered fucking creepy.

63 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:25:45
>>61
fantastic! she has some voluptuous body!

64 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 13:31:36
>>63
Yes she is the best AV actress. no one beats her i think

65 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:02:54
Who's your favorite porn star?

66 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:03:49
>>65
anita blond

67 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:05:09
Never heard of her.
What about Japanese AV actresses?

68 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:09:52
>>67
I don't know much about japanese AV acresses.
anyway, I like beautiful faces.

69 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:16:32
What do you think of this one?
http://www.d-koen.com/venus_pro/magazine/member/00000000/itiosi/scr/scr000.jpg

70 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:23:50
>>69
I'll take a pass on this one. she's too... eh... plain.

71 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:26:26
Oh, you are strict! Try this!
http://www.ochaka.to/idol/pic/oguraarisu.jpg

72 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:28:15
>>71
nah. she's only a child, isn't she?

73 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:28:49
please show me not plain girls
i really want to know it

74 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:32:14
>>73
http://www.naked-angels.net/anita-blond/hardcore/anita04.html

that's what I call gorgeous.

75 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:34:33
you have a bad taste. she looks like a 100% whore

76 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:36:37
>>75
what's so bad about that?

77 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:41:06
This AV actress is really amazing.
http://www.dogma.co.jp/DRACO/REPORT/84/06.jpg

78 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:43:20
>>77
too skinny and looks too frail.

79 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:46:12
>>76
it's okay to fuck whore, but whore isnt a girl with who you want have a relationship
not because she fucks with other guys, but because she have nothing on her mind.
and dont have any individuality. that girl looked just like barby-doll i can
find a millions girls like her. she seems dont have any personality.

80 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:50:34
You are goddamn strict! Get this! She is pretty, ain't she?
http://www.moodyz.com/wallpaper/images/akiduki_anna/a_3.htm

81 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:52:00
>>79
yeah. I don't argue about that. but porn stars need any personality?
at least they don't seem to need any personality in their movies.
you don't have any real relationships with them, do you?

82 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:52:22
she is nothing special.

83 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:54:59
>>80
I like this one. she's a little bit on a skinny side, but doesn't lose much sexuality.

84 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:56:50
Let's talk ero-ero, boys!
So when was the first time you watched ero vidoe?
In my case it was when I was in junior high.

85 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 16:57:40
>>84
what's ero?

86 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:03:32
>>85
Are you trying to suck my cock, honey?
OK you can. Be my guest.

87 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:06:34
I think bukkake is gross.

88 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:07:00
>>86
no, thanks. I have my own.

okay, guys. it was fun chatting with you all. I gotta go now. be back later.

89 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:14:41
Who wants a blow job?

90 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:19:06
Was anita guy american?

91 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:20:33
I guess not. His English was just a bit ungramatical.

92 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:21:25
、 l ‖_ >:=‐  ̄ ̄「 l| l    } 、  ヽ   んっ んんっ…
ヽ 、i`─ '´ ___   | ll ⌒; j  、   ヽ
 \ヽ r,ニ、‐‐'‐' u .l ll   '_ノ   、    ヽ 
   ` \"\):、    | l|  `、 ヽ  、   ヽ
      ヽ  ゞ'^     ! ll   `、 ヽ  、    ヽ
     丿   .:::.  | l|     \ ヽ、 、   ヽ
     丶、_        | l|/lヽ   `>=‐- ミヽ   `、
          `⌒ヽ_  | l| | ハ  /´     `ヽ   、
  チュパ  /  /. `´| l| | l / 〃        `、  、
 チュパ  /   /     | l| | l' 〃

93 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:23:36
>>91
exaxtly what part of his english was ungrammatical?

94 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 17:30:30
>>93
>>83 bit on a skinny side
This is prefered to be written: "bit on the skinny side"

95 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 18:07:29
Hello, can someone please line the walls of my stomach with their golden seed of life?
Fuck my arse until my intenstines are ruptured and spill blood and shit all over your cock.
It doesn't get any sicker than this folks. Please cleanse my colon and count the wrinkles in my anal passage with your tongue

96 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 18:10:10
no.

97 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:27:52
I am a virgin girl.

98 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:48:57
>>97
no, you aren't. you're a virgin boy.

99 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:50:20
And you too, huh?

100 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2005/07/16(土) 23:52:48
>>99
unfortunately, I'm not a virgin.

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