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Dirty Talk in English (英語で猥談)

1 :Dirty Talker:2005/07/10(日) 22:23:38

Rule No. 1: This thread is for dirty talk only.
Rule No. 2: This thread welcomes dirty AA.
Rule No. 3: This thread encourages cyber sex.

477 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/05(土) 23:15:45
Hot summer saturday night,
he was sitting at computer,
watching a website with photographs of male genital
and writing about his foreskin
IN ENGLISH!




I like him.

478 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/15(火) 20:12:55
My penis is having a summer holiday.

479 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 01:42:04
I don't know how to masturbate.

480 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 17:53:45
あ〜日本人の書いた英語って読む気しねえ

481 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 18:03:14
Ah〜I just can't stand Japanese whiners whining in Japanese.

482 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 18:33:30
gaijinn saikou nihonnjin dame ne.

483 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 21:45:56
>>478
lol!! Oh god.. I've never heard of the expression. Quite funny dude. I might use that sometime..

484 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/08/31(木) 21:48:24
Oh wait, I don't have a popo.

485 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/01(金) 11:23:10
pubic holiay

486 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/02(土) 02:08:18
(porn) Gracefully Selected Mature Women Collection http://forum.shibuyabashi.org/showthread.php?t=42

487 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/08(金) 01:54:19
Have you seen the unsensored Hotaru yet?

488 :tama:2006/09/08(金) 08:32:49
Let me know how do you get up when you are so sleepy? Sometimes I made love with myself. How about you? I'm serious.

489 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/08(金) 09:43:28
im female and i like touching myself way better than a dick.
i cant come having a dick so wanking off is my duty.

490 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/08(金) 13:10:49
Ydan

491 :tama:2006/09/08(金) 14:18:04
>489 Have you ever played anal sex? I love that!

492 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 03:21:03
>>491
Anal sex only good is when partner doing it and not toy.

493 :tama:2006/09/10(日) 04:26:02
>492 yeah! exactry! You bet.I like to insert my dick into only my girlfriend's anal not using a skin. I never do it with a girl I don't love even if I use a skin. well do you have toys for anal?

494 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 13:14:21
Boys like it in the butt too.

495 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 16:38:35
group sex

496 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 21:24:47
ドイツ語のレッスンに行った。今日の講師はG。 
本当はもう1人生徒がくるはずだったようだけど、とうとう現れず、ラッキーマンツー。
昨日の英語に続いて、私、最近ついている!?

497 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/10(日) 22:56:19
>496 Lucky you!

498 :Vladislav:2006/09/12(火) 11:15:29

Is there a boylover?
I love little boys!!

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500 :Vladislav:2006/09/12(火) 13:52:34
やばい!昼ドラに出てる鈴木宗太郎くん、顔も声も超可愛い〜
ひょっとしたらブレイクするかも〜
ドラマ自体に興味ないけど・・宗太郎くんはGOOD!

501 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/12(火) 15:05:27
>>500
お前はきもすぎる。

502 :Vladislav:2006/09/13(水) 12:00:58
>>501
die

503 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/14(木) 01:54:46
>498 I love lowteens.

504 :merkin ◆BeSm0ofY92 :2006/09/14(木) 10:08:17
Q. Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A. Because his wife died.

505 :Vladislav:2006/09/14(木) 10:47:59
>>503
cool
Me too!

506 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/14(木) 23:34:17
>505 But I love lowteen girls. You said boys , didn't you?
Have you ever had experience with boys?

507 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 09:19:06
>>505
yes, boys, experience, no.
i dont do. if it is abele, i want to do
but im not crazy
i do play with kid sometimes just as friends

気の弱い生徒をいじめていた生徒を注意したら、「てめぇに関係ねぇだろ!」と唾をかけられた


年輩の先生が辞めていった理由は、「いつも生徒に蹴られたりしていた」


ドS小学生様ハァハァ(;´Д`)

508 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 16:02:15
>507 Are you female? school teacher? I have madd love with a girl was 14years. But I love under 14years old.

509 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 17:05:38
male. 17year old

510 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 17:26:53
http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=201453&start=0&rid=&S=efa2196d6fe2c8f8e64d3a368465ad3d

511 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 18:20:26
>509 Why do you so love boys? Are you gay?

512 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 19:30:54
hmm
we think we are not gay
just a boylover

513 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 19:31:28
kids are cute.

dont you think so?

514 :Vladislav:2006/09/15(金) 19:46:25
fuck off bitches

「こら、くそばばあ。あっち行け」。小学生が教師に暴言を吐いて殴る、ける。13日に発表された文部科学省の調査で、
深刻な対教師暴力の実態が改めて浮き彫りになった。一人の児童の暴力が、クラスに荒れた雰囲気をつくり出し、
学級崩壊の連鎖を生む。家庭に指導力はなく、暴力の対象になった教師は休職に追い込まれる。
暴力でしか自分を表現できなくなった子どもたち。

兵庫県内の小学校に勤務する40代の女性教諭は03年10月、学級崩壊したクラスの「応援」に入り、
モノをけ散らす男児を廊下に引きずり出した。「何かをけらないと収まらないなら、私をけりなさい」。
男児はためらわなかった。手加減もせず、女性教諭のおなかや足を20発以上もけり続ける。
担任は別の児童を指導しており、暴行に気がつかない。女性教諭にとっては、
児童から受けた初めての暴力を、隣のクラスの男性教諭が助けに来るまで耐え続けた。
http://www.mainichi-msn.co.jp/shakai/jiken/news/20060914k0000m040066000c.htm

究極のマゾ職「小学校教師」


you should beated by little boys!

515 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 20:27:35
I think you should said like these , you should be beat by children. right?


516 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 23:31:42
>>515
まともに英語使えないなら喋るなよ恥ずかしい。

517 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/15(金) 23:53:39
Does anybody want to lick my tits?

518 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 01:13:36
u aint got shit to lick, u can gimme BJ

519 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:15:32
>516 oh sorry shy guy.But I think you never patch here in English. Could you tell me what the wrong with me? Can you? Shy guy! You should only make love with yourself. Have fun!

520 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:21:52
>516 I think you were wrong. You should admit your fault.

521 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:25:13
>516 You don't need to think yourself to be shameful. That's OK!

522 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:33:36
>516 There is no sence crying over split milk. But you should kick yourself now for sending like that to >515. You are at fault. I almost laughed. sorry

523 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:37:22
Are there any thoughts? A penny for your thoughts.

524 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 02:45:35
>516 Would you be willing to check my English log for me again? Now is the perfect time to become a NOVA member. Because you are a shy guy.

525 :merkin ◆BeSm0ofY92 :2006/09/16(土) 10:34:07
>>516
Everybody's embarrassed when they don't speak perfectly.
What really matters is if you're understood or not.
If someone were to speak to me in broken English, I'd be happy they were
trying.

526 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/16(土) 12:51:39
dirty talk is purpose of this thread.
imho looks like u guys 'bn fished. jus ignore'em.
so whooz ur daddy now eh?

527 :Vladislav:2006/09/19(火) 19:50:10
anyway little boys are cute

528 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/20(水) 05:29:06
They'er tighter than girls.

529 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/09/20(水) 08:00:51
Let's get dirty!

530 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/10(火) 23:05:20
come in

531 :Vladislav:2006/10/10(火) 23:19:51
2002年のカナダの映画でこんなのあるじゃん!
ゲイ少年の話http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAw9-k66YM
これツタヤでレンタルできますか?
見た人いますか・?

532 :Vladislav:2006/10/10(火) 23:20:24
2002年のカナダの映画でこんなのあるじゃん!
ゲイ少年の話http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JAw9-k66YM
これツタヤでレンタルできますか?
見た人いますか・?

533 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/13(金) 10:29:13
I'll come in.

534 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/18(水) 23:08:58
Relationship of love and marriage.
evolution(from dictionary) :
the way in which living things change and develop over millions of years, or a gradual process
of change and development
Evolution : It is spontaneous attractive force between gene of oneself and gene of another.
That is, A gene is prefered by other gene. For prediction of evolutions, It will be natural that
spontaneousness is important to evolve for better or worse. Artificial stratagem of gene's
natural movement will tend to negative motion, despite prediction of evolutions tend to positive
motion. That is, We never deprive evolutions of nature. (by X-man)


535 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/10/19(木) 22:36:35
>>525
Everybody's embarrassed when they don't suck it perfectly.
What really matters is if you're sucking it or not.
If someone were to suck mine in shitty, I'd be happy they were
trying.

536 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/07(火) 14:49:15
I love to say Fuck, when I'm driving in my car; fuck when i'm walking through the fucking park. Fuck you if you don't like what I say, I love to say Fuck every fucking day! Oh Yeah

537 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:04:30
>>532 You must be fucked up in the head!

538 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:05:44
532 is a fuckin fag.


539 :馬鹿 :2006/11/19(日) 18:22:00
何それ。。。


540 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:56:01
Let's use this thread for general conversation until the new "chat in english" thread is made.

541 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:56:31
>>540
Chat in English (英語で雑談) Part 70
http://academy4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1163600803/

542 :sage:2006/11/19(日) 18:58:00
I did not see that one.

543 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 18:59:07
>>542
You put it in wrong field.

544 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:00:30
>>543
I am sorry. Please tell me the right one.

545 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:04:31
You guys are fuckin dirty.

546 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:06:55
You just wanted to say fucking, no? smells like a noob

547 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:07:25
I love armpits.

548 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:30:30
Make sure you give me a good hand job.
It's really important.
Don't move your hand too fast.
Sometimes you have to stop and tease me,
then start jerking off very slow.
Do you have Vasseline?
Vasseline works great for hand job.
I'm ready.
Who is ggonna be the first?


549 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:33:07
You.

550 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/19(日) 19:41:39
No. I don't want to sit on my arm for 10 minutes.


551 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/23(木) 04:05:38
Shit!
My right hand is numb and I'm ready.
Damn it.
I'm gonna do it myself.

552 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/23(木) 21:56:27
Rape me.

553 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/24(金) 01:52:29
Are you out of your fuckin' mind?

554 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/25(土) 03:24:24
       ハゲ臭
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こら外人 今すぐやらせろ。

555 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/28(火) 05:59:26
How do you wanna me to rape you?
tell me the detail, so I can have a good imagination to get myself off.


556 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/29(水) 01:34:29
me too please fuck me too please, am waiting

557 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/11/30(木) 01:11:05
tell me where you are honey.
so we can suck each other's cock.

558 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/01(金) 16:14:19
YA GOTTA TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE HONEY!
IN TOKYO? KATSUSHIKAKU?

559 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/01(金) 23:10:45
英語 : The discussion is organized by types of mechanisms and the conditions under which the reaction is executed, rather than by the overall reaction as is the case in most textbooks.
日本語 : rather, most textbooks in, the case, is as, the overall reaction by, than, The discussion, which, under, the reaction, executed is, mechanisms and the conditions of type by, organized is.


560 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/02(土) 02:18:47
What? Orgasm?
Honey, I'm about have an orgasm.
I've been beating my meat for an hour
thinking about a little kid I met in subway.
ah.. ah.. ah.. agh


561 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/02(土) 09:52:13
アッー!

562 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/04(月) 04:00:29
what ? are you haveing an orgasm?

563 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/04(月) 19:43:00
Honey, jerk my dick off and make me cum!
I have a big ass vasseline bottle.
I'll fuck you in the ass.




564 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/05(火) 03:51:30
30y.o GAM ISO GM or TS/TV for fun.
Race not important.




565 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/05(火) 06:08:15
fuck all you, dirty old perverts.
go suck your own dick.


566 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/06(水) 02:56:13
Hey Justin!
I fucked your trailor park trash drunk as hell mother hard.
She is a fuckin whore starving for a dick.
How often does she fuck you?
I know she is your first sexual partner.
Are you jealous?



567 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 04:24:01
Hey Harry, Mary, Kelly, Sally, Faggy, Silly
SUCK MY BIG FAT YELLOW DICK!

568 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 04:26:14
Fuck you cook sucker!! shout up!! eat shit asshole!!
ここで外人が韓国と日本の歴史について熱戦中。
http://nihon-hanguk.blogspot.com/
スペイン語と英語


569 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 04:51:02
Don't forget to tell your partner to massage your balls
during the oral sex.

570 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 14:58:10
"Donkey Punch" is when you hit the back of your partner's head during intercourse!

Example:
"Fuckin' bitch, I told you to keep quiet! ORA!" *donkey punch*

571 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/07(木) 15:24:21
no...NO!!
Not inside!

572 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 01:22:05
Would you donky punch me while you are fuckin' me in the ass?
I'm a musculine male.
I love to be dominated by a man.

573 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 01:35:42
You need to make a 'Dirty Talk in Japanese' thread for the gaijin to learn offensive Japanese words.

574 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 01:36:57
Tell me the way you beat your meat.

575 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/08(金) 07:56:28
>>574 I think about how fat you look.
I'm a fat angry asshole fetish!
When I see some fat fuck with an ass shaped face, my dick gets hard.



576 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/09(土) 16:53:29
HEY, IS YOUR FATHER A GAY?
HOW ABOUT YOUR MAMA?
IS SHE A FAT AS HELL TRANSSEXUAL?
DO YOU ENJOY SUCKIN' YOUR MAMA'S DICK?
GOD DAMN QUEER MOTHER FUCKERS!


577 :名無しさん@英語勉強中:2006/12/11(月) 02:24:27
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR
I'LL TURN YOUR ASSHOLLE INSIDE OUT WITH MY COCK!

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